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Got your eye on a new bike or some other piece of expensive outdoor gear? Need to unload the old one first? Sure, there’s always the Classifieds, but you’ll probably end up bargaining with the only person in town cheaper than you. What you really need is a semi-legitimate insurance claim. So, let Smells Like Yukon arrange your very own low-risk mugging in a time and place more or less determined by you. Simply send us your cheque or money order with a range of available dates and daily schedules. Before you can yell “Safety Bear,” one of SLY.com’s fully-bonded muggers will snatch your goods with just the right amount of surprise and roughin’ up to make for an air-tight police report. Order today and receive a free souvenir coffee mug!
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Smells Like Yukon has finalized a deal that will tap into the natural synergies between its brand and the Virgin brand. Even more thrilling will be flamboyant Virgin Chairman Richard Branson's much-hyped appearances at new product launches scheduled for Destruction Bay and Eagle Plains later this year. Ever the showman, the adventurous billionaire is expected to arrive at the D-Bay event behind the wheel of an Alaska-bound gilded locomotive which, in a feat that defies logic or understanding, he will conjure out of thin air. |
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