Written by Jesse Devost & Mark Koepke

Produced by Mark Koepke

Original Air Date February 25, 2008

Length 5:36

Synopsis

For more than a year, rumours swirled around a construction site located across from the Erik Nielson Whitehorse International Airport. (In fact, the rumours are so old—and the construction took so long—that the airport was still known simply as "Whitehorse International" when all the whispering began.) Now that the dumpy old Airline Inn has finally been resurrected as a trés chic crash-pad for high-rolling jet-setters, Mark and Jesse visit the Skky Hotel to determine if the place is overrun with Wiseguys—as many locals seem to believe. And the deeper they follow the story, the more Yukon's premier investigative radio reporters realize that their personal safety is at risk—though not from organized crime. It's the copyright lawyers they need to worry about. [READ MORE]

Starring

Jesse Devost as the lead vocalist

And Introducing

Mark Koepke as Martin Scorcese

Special Guests (in order of Italianness)

Joe Pesci as Volare Diner #1

Tony Sirico as Parking Lot Hooligan #1

Michael Imperioli as Parking Lot Hooligan #2

Ray Liotta as Volare Diner #2

Marlon Brando as the Skky Hotel Manager

The Swedish Chef as Himself

Vitali Baganov as the Hotel Guest / Assault Victim

John Cleese as the Skky Hotel Desk Clerk

William Sanderson as the Rube from Tok, Alaska

Featured Music

Stereolab - "Brakhage" from Dots and Loops

Komeda - "Blossom (Got To Get It Out)" from Kokomemedada

Frank Sinatra - "Way You Look Tonight" from Sinatra: Nothing But The Best

Feist - "Mushaboom" from Let It Die

U2 - "Zooropa" from Zooropa

Sound Effects

Jet over Rosemont Horizon Parking Lot.wav by Terwelp

SqueakyDoor.wav by acclivity

Knife_Sharpen_Slow.wav by digifishmusic

Bar atmosphere - Not So Busy.wav by fogma