News Release

06/29/2007
Smells Like Yukon tinkers with layout of Media Lounge

WHITEHORSE (SLYwire) In advance of a more ambitious reno, and in absence of any other news, Smells Like Yukon has made a minor change to its Media Lounge and issued a media release to announce the details.

"Basically, all we've done is added a new category to our index of news releases," says project manager J.D. Sparkles. "Previously, all news releases fell under the heading 'Current New Releases.' But, as time passed, some of them started to seem less than current, so we decided to create a new category called 'Stale Old Stupid News Releases.' We hope this eliminates some confusion for our readership."

It took Sparkles and his crew of skilled tradesman a total of thirty seconds to complete this reno, which would not have been possible without a low-interest government loan.

Additional renovations to the Media Lounge are planned before the launch of Smells Like Yukon's second season on CBC Radio in September. Plans include a games room, bar, Olympic-sized pool, sauna, weight room and underground parking garage.

"When we're done, we're confident that we'll have the finest place to waste time in the Yukon," Sparkles says. "Of course, that's going to affect the status of a few other places around the territory. And you know who you are."

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For more information, contact:

Media & Public Relations Officer
Smells Like Yukon
Whitehorse, Yukon