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Ever get the feeling that your opinion doesn't really matter? That no one cares what you think about today's pressing issues? That you're not being heard? Get a blankie and soother, baby—but first, take the SLY.com public opinion poll.

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There was a bit of an e-mail theme to the latest segment "New & Improved," so we offer a poll on a similar theme.

The day before a new segment goes to air, the Smells Like Yukon Customer Service Team sends out a timely e-mail reminder to the SLY Members Club. We now have an urgent need to draft a standard responose to requests to "Unsubscribe" to this regular bulletin, and we're hoping you can help. Hypothetically speaking, such a request might read something like this:

"I don't want to read all this bullshit. How do I unsubscribe?"

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How should Smells Like Yukon respond to requests to "Unsubscribe"?
A review of our records indicates that your dues are in arrears. We have suspended your privileges.
Oh, you'll come crawling back, baby.
Our affair was brief, but passionate.
Was it something we wrote?
Thanks. You were the only person crazy enough to subscribe, so this will save us a lot of work.
We wish you well in your search for the kind of bullshit you do want to read.
Please enjoy the attached SPAM and/or virus with our compliments.
Consider yourself unsubscribed.
We are deeply saddened by our loss.
We are deeply saddened by your loss.
Please follow the simple 142-step process we have developed just for you.
Would a complimentary wang change your mind?
No problem. Would you rather be Flogged?
Your request has been forwarded to Yukon MP Larry Bagnell. He'll be in touch.


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