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Every Dog Has Its Day Poll

By now, we’ve all accepted that the iconic dog on the Yukon’s Coat of Arms has got to go. Right?

Right.

So, naturally, you assume that Smells Like Yukon would like your opinion about what should take the dog’s place on the pedestal. Right?

Wrong.

The fact is, we already provided the best answer to that question in our radio segment “Knock It Off,” so we’re not about to start a pointless online version of the game Animal, Vegetable, Mineral.

Instead, we’d like to know what you think the Yukon’s family pet should do with its life when we finally kick it off the Coat of Arms after 51 years.

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What should the husky do when it's finally off the Yukon's Coat of Arms?
Panhandle on Main Street
Inquire if Barak Obama has opening for half-black, half-white First Dog
Seek psychological counseling for gender identity issues
Ask Littlest Hobo for Lassie’s phone number
Maul Mark ASAP, then work up an appetite for Jesse’s return from Asia
Try to purchase a doghouse in Whitehorse for less than $250,000
Buy some bling to go with fur coat, turn Mae Bachur into red light district
Take a bite out of McGruff the crime-fighting dog
Have a giant crap on Millennium Trail, leave it there for posterity
Sue Yukon government for unpaid royalties
Get a part-time job at Yukon Meat & Sausage
Take a much-deserved cat nap
Change name to Norma Rae, organize campaign to unionize Yukon Quest sled dogs
Call Larry Bagnell’s Blackberry and arouse him with the sound of heavy panting
Finish Master’s thesis on Jack London’s “Call of the Wild”
Scan Whitehorse Star's “Pet of the Week” feature for hot dating prospects
Audition for dancing role in Matthew Lien’s new “Bleeding Wolves” Broadway show
Win acclamation as the local Green Party candidate in next federal election
Find a good government consulting job, preferably in the field of fire hydrants
Eat the narwhal on Nunavut’s Coat of Arms, steal its job


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