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Naughty Yukon News Reporter Poll

Segment #12, “B&R,” revealed the shocking truth that Yukon News reporters who get too close to The Truth about the B&R conspiracy (and other secrets of Yukon life) are routinely "disappeared" to a slave labour camp located somewhere in the vicinity of the Casa Loma Motel. But we're wondering if there might be a more effective form of punishment for these recalcitrant journalists. As always, if you don't like our options, suggest your own for inclusion in the poll. Go ahead, we dare you.

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What's the best way to punish Yukon News reporters who get to close to The Truth?
Force them to read Hansard to shut-ins at Copper Ridge Extended Care Facility
Make them build a monument to the Noble Placer Miner
Put them in charge of bleeding wolves special effects on Matthew Lien's next tour of Taiwan
Send them to Gulag on Herschel Island, wait for global warming to finish them off
Transfer them to What's Up, Yukon
Make them fly Air Canada to cover petroleum industy conference in Calgary
Tickle fights with Larry Bagnell
Make them inform YOOP members that chai latte will replace gold panner on Yukon license plate
Lock them in a room with "Larger than Life" theme song playing in continuous loop over loudspeaker
Make them scrub decks of the SS Klondike
Sentence them to one-hour in a room at the Kopper King
Make them spend a day in a Whitehorse taxi cab
Use them as slave labour on new road to Wind River
Don't invite them to government press conferences
Invite them to government press conferences
Enlist their sweaty, oiled-up bodies for gladiator matches in revitalized Stan McGowan Arena
Remove them from Arthur Mitchell's Christmas card list
Send to Ladakh, India with latest shipment of fashionable orange Canada Games volunteer jackets


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