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Ever get the feeling that your opinion doesn't really matter? That no one cares what you think about today's pressing issues? That you're not being heard? Get a blankie and soother, baby—but first, take the SLY.com public opinion poll.

The Lazy Poll

This poll was inspired by the Smells Like Yukon radio segment “Men of Action / Lazy River.” If that doesn't tell you everything you need to know, tell someone who cares.

(Poll first posted December 5, 2007)

Polling Station
What would be the biggest sign that Yukoners have become way too lazy?
Radio “journalists” reduce output of silly segments from bi-weekly to monthly
CBC morning show broadcasts segment about laziness at 7:15 am, but no one is awake to listen
Yukon’s most famous artist can’t be bothered to include facial features on people in his paintings
Tourism Yukon changes slogan from “Larger than Life” to “No trespassing”
Andrew Robulack finds second-hand Japanese robot to write Geek Love column
Wingnuts and crackpots won't write letters to the editor until they receive government subsidies
Alcoholic barflies reject bathrooms and sidewalks, prefer to vomit in empty glasses
Whitehorse city council successfully changes McLean Lake zoning to "Nuclear Power Generation"
Multiplex users demand new drive-thru lane in Lion's Aquatic Centre
Yukon government lifts ban on fishing with dynamite
Larry Bagnell no longer showers with his Blackberry, um, turned on
Vandals can't be bothered to carefully re-park stolen Cat after levelling artist's studio and camper
10,000 local women enter Hairy Leg Contest at Yukon Sourdough Rendezvous


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