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Wal-Mart Camping Poll

Camping in a Wal-Mart parking lot isn't for everyone. And judging by the local controversy that greets the arrival of RV travelers at the start of every tourism season, it especially isn't for Yukoners. Nevertheless, Smells Like Yukon is curious to know what, if anything, might inspire you to pack up your tent, RV or bivvy sac to commune with the great outdoors in the sea of painted asphalt beside Quartz Road in Whitehorse (or any other Wal-Mart parking lot, for that matter).

(Poll first posted May 22, 2007)

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What might compel YOU to go camping in a Wal-Mart parking lot?
Alzheimer’s
The need to “research” a CBC Radio segment
The desire to alienate wife, children and possibly the family pet(s)
The belief that dead flattened gophers are nicer than the living, three-dimensional variety
The chance to hang out with Mark and Jesse
The chance to hang out with Scott
The chance to hang out with blue-vested shopping cart herders
Permission to use the store as fuel for raging campfire
A dare
A double dare
A triple dog dare
The Cub Scouts announce new Idiot Camper badge
The news that a caravan of Victoria’s Secret models is heading towards town
A personal invitation from Sam Walton
A personal invitation from Larry Bagnell
The opportunity to achieve immortal fame on a reality TV show
Jack-booted Parks Yukon killjoys kick you out of Pine Lake Campground on 2007 May Long weekend
Hell freezes over and all the best camping spots are snapped up by Class of 2007
GPS malfunctions on your latest spiritual quest
After three trips to rehab, you still haven't kicked your addiction to hot asphalt vapours
You love the smell of diesel in the morning


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