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Pimp Your View Poll

Whether the view from your Yukon office is pretty fine or outta line, there may be a few things you could do to make it better.

(Poll first posted May 02, 2007)

Polling Station
How could the view from your office be improved?
It couldn’t ‘cause I work at Yukon Energy
It couldn’t ‘cause I work at Health & Social Services
It couldn’t ‘cause I work at Physio Plus
It couldn’t ‘cause my office is even better than your stupid choices
Demolish Financial Plaza Building
Give me a window, one window, any window….
Relocate office to Baghdad, wait for Al Qaeda to blow out the wall
Cover window with giant mural of Larry Bagnell
Inaugurate “Hawaiian Shirt Day” for prospector sculpture outside Elijah Smith Building
Drop LSD into office coffee pot
Relax laws on public nudity
Reassemble ATCO Place
Replace Portuguese waterfront trolley with Cuban conga line
Move Grey Mountain three feet to the left
Move Golden Horn two feet to the right
Allow eight story buildings in downtown Whitehorse
Give street busker $20 for a hair-cut
Spray-paint ravens perched on dumpster outside window
Launch city-wide “Spandex is a privilege, not a right” awareness campaign
Ask street vendor to display giant wiener


View Results
Version 2.07

Poll results accurate within a ballpark the size of Kluane, umpteen times out of many.

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