Caption Contest #01

Obviously half in the bag.... (Mike Rice)

Caption Contest #02

The Youth Wing of the Yukon Conservative Association maneuvers Prime Minister Stephen Harper's ego into the Opening Ceremony for the 2007 Canada Winter Games. (Mark Koepke)

Caption Contest #03

Just think! Before I started working at CBC I was an aerobics instructor. (Thane Phillips)

Caption Contest #04

Mark is forced to take drastic measures to deter the intrusion of annoying sledders onto Phase One (otherwise known as “The Skunk”) of his private snowboarding terrain park in Riverdale. (Mark Koepke)

Caption Contest #05

During a recent visit to the Yukon, Bulgaria's three-time Under-10 Girls snowboarding champion celebrates a successful training run on the awesome Kluhini Glacier. (Mark Koepke)

Caption Contest #06

After jamming the elevator with the charred remnants of the SS Tutshi, the residents of Carcross were forced to use the stairs to complete their community's re-location to the 3rd floor of the Financial Plaza Building in downtown Whitehorse. (Mark Koepke)

Caption Contest #07

Thanks to Jesse's salesmanship at the inaugural bachelor auction in the parking lot of Whitehorse's Wal-Mart, a 300-pound gay Alabamian RVer sporting a "Beer Wolf" ball cap eventually purchases Mark (modeling the latest from Wal-Mart's exclusive menswear line) for a six-pack of Simpsons cola. (Mark Koepke)

Caption Contest #08

After going wildly off course in the Teslin area, Ireland's most feared sasquatch bounty hunter is hounded by Whitehorse paparazzi on top of Haeckel Hill. Moments later, he is fatally mauled by a unicorn. (Name Withheld By Request)

Caption Contest #09

One of Tourism Yukon's new “Wild Rivers” mascots takes an urgent break from promoting the scenic beauty of the Peel watershed. (J.D. Sparkles)

Caption Contest #10

Worried about what anti-sled-dog extremists might think, Murray Lundberg begins to walk his dog with him wherever he goes. (Micheal Pealow)

Caption Contest #11

Yukon Party candidate Russ Hobbis goes down for the count in the 2005 Yukon Political Outdoor Wrestling League's Fight for the Copper Belt. (Micheal Pealow)

Caption Contest #12

RCMP Corporal Lance Theboyle, seen here on the first leg of his long trip to Pleasant Bay, Newfoundland, is leaving the Yukon after serving 17 years in Old Crow. (Murray Lundberg)

Caption Contest #13

...and that's how Hanna-Barbera got the Yukon to change its motto to "Rarger Ran Rife". (Micheal Pealow)

Caption Contest #14

To help ease the staffing shortage at Whitehorse General, hospital administrators turn to veteran army doctors. Chief administrator says, "The doctor shortage is so bad, we're down to a skeleton staff." (Micheal Pealow)

Caption Contest #15

Concerned about the number of bullet holes in the moose above Maggie and Lea-Ann's Lil' Shoppe, the City of Whitehorse institutes a By-Law that restricts firearms from downtown Whitehorse. In response, downtown hunters turn to pigsticking. (Micheal Pealow)

Caption Contest #16

The butter chicken was so good, animal rights activist Mike Grieco almost forgot the reason he was here. Moments later, the concession was firebombed. (President's Choice)