Relax, folks.

No one wants to charge you some stupid fee, bombard you with spam, or sell you some crap you don't really need. The reason Smells Like Yukon doesn't just post the segment audio files on the website is to limit access to friends. By e-mailing your request for "Membership," Smells Like Yukon can consider you a friend of sorts. And what's a little harmless file sharing between friends?

Once you've submitted your application (in other words, sent an e-mail using the link below) you'll receive a welcome message with the URL to our audio archives. After that, the only e-mail Smells Like Yukon will EVER send you will be a reminder the day before a new segment airs on CBC Yukon (once every two weeks, AT MOST).

You will always be blind CC'd to protect your privacy. And, while this should really go without saying, your e-mail address will never be sold to or shared with anyone else, including the NSA.

Here's what some of our Members have been saying:

"I don't want to read all this bullshit. How do I unsubscribe?"

"I'm still waiting for my Members Jacket."

"My wife and I used to catch the occasional segment of Smells Like Yukon on CBC Yukon. Ever since we joined the Members Club and began to receive notification about the date and time of future segments, we've managed to completely avoid these unfortunate occurrences. Thank you SO much."