Smells Like Yukon Flog

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Mark’s wife recently issued an ultimatum: unless he gets his old 1985 Subaru out of their driveway soon, he won’t be allowed to play with Jesse anymore. The two issues are completely unrelated, of course. It was just the worst punishment Mark’s wife could think of.

Since this threat could jeopardize the future of Smells Like Yukon–and no one wants that–our editorial board has reluctantly agreed to use the Flog for the questionable purpose of trying to offload Mark’s vehicle.

The car in question is a 1985 Subaru GL 4X4 with some body rust and an engine whose rings are in questionable health. What is certain is that the vehicle requires a carb kit, which would have the potential to put the car back on the road, albeit with an engine that blows some oil into the air filter etc. The interior of the car is in very nice shape, it has all its glass, and plenty of other useable parts.

And the amazing price for this vehicle?

Let’s call it $1.

Then, all you have to do is get it out of his driveway by the means suggested above or a tow truck, if necessary. Mark might even split the cost of the latter.

This is NOT a joke. If you or someone you know wants or needs a car for next to nothing, get in touch through the Flog or call 633.6364.

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