Keeping the hair out of the Whitehorse Heritage Festival
The last of the dust/hair bunnies have finally been herded into a temporary containment space in Smells Like Yukon HQ. (If you think your bathroom has a disgusting amount of hair in it, think again.) And while all efforts to train them for use in our Grizzly Project have failed, they appear to have voluntarily organized themselves into an organisim that bears a striking resemblance to movie star Robin Williams. All things considered, this should come as no big surprise. Unfortunately, it insists on re-enacting scenes from License to Wed.
When we heard about this weekend’s Whitehorse Heritage Festival, we thought we’d found a perfect opportunity to dispose of our guest. What better way to commemorate Whitehorse’s heritage than the public display of a life-size hairball in the shape of a famous Hollywood star who once spent some quality time in our community? Well, apparently there are lots of better ways. Needless to say, we’ve decided to boycott the whole event.
Besides, we’d much rather get some free birthday cake to celebrate 50 years of intermittent electrical power in the Yukon.