Smells Like Yukon Flog

The film crew has finally vacated the premises, so we’re back on the job, bringing you the smelliest, Yukonest Flog of any editorial board North of 60. Sadly, working conditions have deteriorated in our absence.

When we first heard about his plan to rent the house as a film location, we asked–no, begged–Mark to watch Moscow on the Hudson before signing the contract with the producers. He didn’t listen. As a result, he clearly failed to understand the importance of demanding the inclusion of the industry-standard Robin Williams Body Hair Removal Rider in the legal paperwork. Which means that rather than focusing on producing quality Flog for the Smells Like Yukon community, we now find ourselves fending off wave after wave of attack by a breed of dust bunny we don’t care to describe.

However, we’re hoping some good might eventually come of this mess. If we could just herd enough of little bunnies into something much bigger and fiercer looking, then we could set it loose on the Flying Pisces fish stand and bring our underwhelming Grizzly Project to the triumphant conclusion that everybody’s been waiting for.

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