Smells Like Yukon Flog

You may have assumed we received no entries to Caption Contest #14, but you’d be wrong. We actually received five–count ‘em–five entries. Never mind the fact that they all came from the same person. And never mind who that person is. If you don’t know, well… at least Michael Pealow does.

Unless the Flog hears otherwise, we’ll probably pick the caption that Mark likes best and immortalize it forever in the Caption Contest Hall of Infamy.

Here they are:

1. To help ease the staffing shortage at Whitehorse General, hospital administrators turn to veteran army doctors. Chief administrator says, “The doctor shortage is so bad, we’re down to a skeleton staff.”
2. Whitehorse General Hospital turns away veterans. Hospital officials state that they are “unequipped to deal with dead soldiers who have post-traumatic stress disorder.”
3. To counteract the successful “The few, the proud, the dead” anti-smoking campaign, Big Tobacco introduces its “Damned if you do, damned if you don’t” campaign.
4. “Hey Bill, what’s with the gas mask?” “I was assisting with a colonoscopy.”
5. “No matter what my doctor says, I don’t want to quit smoking. It keeps me thin.”

We’ll be posting the Caption Contest #15 after the next segment of Smells Like Yukon, which you can expect sometime in late May. Details to follow.