Bad voters
Oh, you contranian types. Why must you zag when we say “zig”? Did we not specifically tell you to look at, but under no circumstances vote in, our online poll about the laziness of Yukoners? Yes, we did.
And yet, we couldn’t help but notice that our strict instructions had been disobeyed no less than six times, if not by six voters. Can’t you recognize and appreciate the poor optics of having people actually vote in a poll designed to highlight our collective sloth? It’s almost as if you’re trying to make us look bad. In some ways, it even reminds us of Mayor Buckway’s determination to “prove Smells Like Yukon wrong” on the legacy of all those pumpkins that Brooks recycled into outerwear for the Canada Winter Games volunteers.
Fortunately, as we were adding three new disturbing and/or disgusting options, we were able to reset the poll back to 0. Please don’t make us do it again.