Last call for captions
Earlier today, we invited you to take advantage of your last opportunity to cast your ballot in the current online poll. After that, you’ll still be able to vote in that poll–it just won’t be current. So hurry.
We understand, however, that this kind of free-wheelin’ democracy might not be your cup of chai, so here’s another suggestion: seize this final chance chance to enter our caption contest. We actually have a few entries this time around, so you might have to “think” in order to “win.” If “thinking” isn’t your strong suit, forget about entering the caption contest and just return to the website tomorrow to help us determine the winner.
Oh, except that would involve that whole democratic process that you don’t like. So never mind.